Saturday, September 20, 2008

Book Giveaway Contest -- Immortals: the Crossing

Today we have a contest to win a copy of IMMORTALS: THE CROSSING by Joy Nash, due to be released by Dorchester Love Spell on September 30, 2008.

USA Today Bestselling Author Joy Nash returns with another installment in Dorchester Publishing's Nationally Bestselling multi-author series, IMMORTALS.

Demigod ManannĂ¡n mac Lir (Mac) is on the trail of Artemis Black, a stunningly dangerous woman who's inexplicably able to intertwine life magic with death magic. For the safety of his people, he should destroy the desperate witch—once he learns her darkest secrets.

Readers of paranormal romance and urban fantasy will enjoy this adventure filled with black magic, nasty demons, hot immortals, dark humor, steamy sex, and a heart-thumping descent into a modern version of Dante's Hell. Available September 30. 2008.


To win a copy of Immortals: the Crossing I thought we would have a caption contest. The picture does not relate to the book, it is simply one I have had hanging around on my hard drive. I know there is some kind of joke to be made, but just can't come up with it. You have 24-hours to provide a suitable caption. The best caption, posted as a comment, will win a book :)

Complete IMMORTALS Booklist:

#1 Immortals: The Calling by Jennifer Ashley (5/07)
#2 Immortals: The Darkening by Robin T. Popp (6/07)
#3 Immortals: The Awakening by Joy Nash (8/07)
#4 Immortals: The Gathering by Jennifer Ashley (9/07)
#5 Immortals: The Redeeming by Jennifer Ashley (9/08)
#6 Immortals: The Crossing by Joy Nash (10/08)
#7 Immortals: The Haunting by Joy Nash (11/08)
#8 Immortals: The Reckoning (anthology) by Ashley, Nash, Popp (3/09)

13 comments:

  1. "Puh-leeeeeaze, what does a girl gotta do to get better eye-candy?"

    Lame but it's what went through my head looking at her

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  2. "Umm...hope she's ordering see- through panties to go with her see-through sweater..."

    Mel K.

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  3. "He's ogling my ass again, I just know it"

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  4. her: How do you park this thing

    the one behind her: How many times do I have to explain this?


    Larena

    lrwirum at cox dot net

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  5. A little help here, people. You can check your messages later!

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  6. Phyllis Sherer1:38 PM

    OK, hunny, it's your turn on the exercise bars...

    Phyllis Sherer
    MissSlickOne@aol.com
    Have abn awesome day!

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  7. What's going on? Why are you wathcing me?

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  8. That's it. We're calling our agents.

    OR

    Anybody want to ride on my handlebar?

    OR

    How'd you like to go 30,000 Leagues Under the ME?

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  9. Whatever he's thinking, it's Space Nineteen-Ninety-NEVER, buster.

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  10. Anonymous7:55 PM

    Guy: Bow chika-wow-wow.
    Girl: Tsk. Men.

    Keeshe (Keeshekaldaka@yahoo.com)

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  11. "Oh my God, Marg, these men are so lame! I so want to get off at the next station. Mr. GQ -wanna-be can not stop using the phone. Then Mr. Pinup-wanna-be keeps ooging my assets."

    This just crept up at me when I showed a friend and just couldn't resist adding.

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  12. Anonymous8:01 PM

    "You know, he keeps staring at my ass, but you know what? He's just trying to cover up from staring at the other guy's lap, I'm tellin you, this is not the cruise that I signed up for."

    "These shirts does nothing for my cleavage."

    Keeshe (Keeshekaldaka@yahoo.com)

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  13. Lol! Loved reading all the captions!! You ladies are a riot! Thanks for stopping by for the giveaway.

    Please note - Immortals: The Haunting (11/08) was written by Robin T. Popp - not me! (There was an error in the FAQ file I sent to all the giveaway bloggers.)

    Cheers and good luck!

    Joy

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