Monday, September 15, 2008
Simplistic but valid answers to rhetorical questions--veinglory
Questions taken from the titles of news articles and blogs in the last month:
Q: Do Ebooks, Legal or Not, Make You Buy Real Books?
A: Ebooks are real books.
Q: Books vs. eBooks: Which Are Greener?
A: The green-ness of print books is basically fixed. Ebooks can be far greener or far less green depending on what the user does.
Q: AudioBooks vs. eBooks: What's Your Druthers?
A: These are not substitutable goods, thus you may as well ask for a preference between Coca Cola and Tuesday.
Q: Did you miss me?
Q: So you want to write a bestseller?
Q: So you think I believe you have any helpful advice about how to do it?
Q: What’s the story with ... Mills & Boon?
Q: Just for once how about leaving out the adjective 'trashy'?
[bin from Western Wastepaper Baskets]