Quoth Archive

Amazon review for the Hitachi wand vibrator: "I think I will sew a small tuxedo for it and marry it. It would look just smashing with a tophat."

Q: How many [Kindles] have you sold? (Walter Mossberg)
A: We're not diclosing that. (Jeffrey Bezos)

"I write sensitive characterizations of women's sexuality; you write erotica; he writes porn." (James D. MacDonald)