Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Quoted for Truth

[Women are] idealising Edward to the point where real men can't compete anymore. [Dr Lisa Bode, ABC News]

I know! Women, poor naive, foolish, weak-minded creatures that we are, are destroying any chance of happiness with a real man now that they've been exposed to fictional characters! Next, there will be an article about how men have unrealistic expectations about women after reading Penthouse letters. [Marta Acosta, Vampire Wire]

3 comments:

Charlie Horse said...

I am reading the first twilight book right now. And from what I have gathered so far I would have to say that Dr. Bode is right. I can't compete with a vampire.

Or a mummy, or a werewolf, or a Frankenstein monster...

Luckily in the REAL WORLD I don't have to...

Diana Castilleja said...

Bwahahahahahaha!! Great come back.

Srsly. ?? Twilight is the last place I'd look for a comparison.

L.E. Bryce said...

Twilight?! You gotta be kidding me. Real vampires do not f*cking sparkle. Pleeasse!

Give me the 6'5 feet of rampaging Viking sex god that is Eric Northman any day.