|Ah, yes. A cover that just screams |
No, it is a romance novel written by a man with muted but palpable literary pretensions. Like Nicholas Sparks but cheaper. A lot cheaper.
Oh come on, not even Zeta-Jones is going to go that cheap. I mean there are reviews saying things like: "I checked to see if I had an uncorrected proof – as that was the feel – but apparently not."
I mean, seriously, WTF?