If you are looking for a place to take your gold, and not even give you paper in return, this is that place. Packages start at $2000 and that is for e-book only.
"Welcome to Paper Gold Publishing, a royalty-paying publisher with international reach, where the focus is on the author. Whether you are on the road to self publishing, or committed to a long-term publishing career as one of the authors on our list*, here you will always be Number One**.
We pride ourselves on excellent customer care and attention to every need and demand our authors might have. We are efficient and experienced, with an excellent track record within our fields. Moreover, we offer outstanding value and high quality work delivered in a clear, transparent and easy to monitor way via our members' interactive forum. We believe the secrets to a successful partnership are respect and communication***."
* A few options seem to be missing from this description
** Beats being a Number 2, I guess.
*** ...and you giving us money