Saturday, November 28, 2009


2010 EPPIE Finalists
"These awards, which honor the finest electronically published books of the year, will be presented at the EPIC Award Banquet during EPICon 2010."

Franz Kafka’s porn brought out of the closet
"Some of it is quite dark, with animals committing fellatio and girl-on-girl action... It's quite unpleasant..."

A Regency Romance in 2 minutes
"Count Buttweasel is disqualified. Okay, who is bored with the life of a rogue and secretly yearning for something deeper and more meaningful?"


Anonymous said...

Enjoyed the Regency Romance in 2 minutes! LOL

But Kafka writing porn doesn't surprise me and I don't understand the literary elite who want to act morally addled by his humanity. Among the "greats" some were guilty of worse than writing porn..H.G. Wells held some really myopic ideas about women and Dickens was a major dickweed to his wife. And if its a matter that they've elevated Kafka because of his personal culture and era, they need to remember Freud had a sexual obsession with his mother that he wantonly allowed to influence his research. And imho, THAT is far more unpleasant than porn.

Teddy Pig said...

It's sort of like your body.

Everybody has their porn. Not everybody admits to liking their porn. Some people even hate their porn but they still have porn.