Saturday, March 20, 2010

These and other questions....

If the press release says "Stories from the Golden Age by author L. Ron Hubbard, including genres such as science fiction, adventure, mystery, fantasy, western, and romance", why does the website not actually list even a single romance title? Is somebody keyword spamming?

Why is violence okay, female nudity merely distasteful but the sight of a penis so damn shocking? Example: Yes To Dismember, No To His Member (Which is also just a good blog for anyone who has worked in a customer service capacity).

What, pray tell is a "Native American Enthusiast"? And am I, by extrapolation, a pan-national homosexual enthusiast? (Not, of course, that there's anything wrong with that...)

Would you take promotional advice from an outfit called "MEOW/SQUISH"?Specifically would you take the advice: "We have one philosophy. GIVE YOUR BOOKS AWAY FREE! With the ever-increasing rise in book piracy on the internet, e-books are not a viable means to generate revenue. Instead, I hold to the philosophy that e-books are best used as a method of book advertisement." Apparently the best defense against pirates is a quick surrender. (BTW do not Google "meow squish", take my word on this.)

1 comment:

JS said...

"What, pray tell, is a Native American Enthusiast?"

Perhaps you are more familiar with the term PRETENDIAN?